Moment of Zen #5

SHAC: hey.. smell your hands
SHAC: do they smell like perfume?
SHAC: no? mine smell like i jus came from a strip club
BRIAN: woah
BRIAN: well I can be your alibi
SHAC: you can be my body guard and i can be your long lost pal
BRIAN: damn why was I just thinking of that
SHAC: cuz yer a jedi?
BRIAN: must be the inhernent meter of “I can be your alibi”