Champagne Gun

BRAIN: Champagne Gun
WILLIAM: I prefer to have my servants spray people with champagne for me
BRAIN cabana boy, spray these proles with Moet
WILLIAM: I just give a subtle hand signal, they know what to do
SUSANNAH: a mere flicker of the fingers?
SUSANNAH: do they have a hose of champagne or do they have to use bottles?
WILLIAM: bottles of course this isn’t some theme park
WILLIAM: I bet your boyfriend doesn’t even wear a tuxedo after 6:00pm
SUSANNAH: …he doesnt
SUSANNAH: but he does wear a smoking jacket
WILLIAM: *makes a face of utter revulsion like the dowager countess *