She Was Thirteen

SOMEONE’S MOM: Oooh I read “Palo Alto!”
CLASSMATE: eyuuuch.
SOMEONE’S MOM: was it all true?
CLASSMATE: No, no.
SOMEONE’S MOM: So the story where the track coach has an affair with the high school girl…
CLASSMATE: Of course not.
SOMEONE’S MOM: Oh. Well –
CLASSMATE: He was the volleyball coach. And she was thirteen.