BRAIN: We’re having ongoing clown problems

MARIE: Bakersfield Clown Arrest is the name of my cybercore pop band.
SCOTT: Wow that sounds like a standalone complex
SCOTT: A guy dressed as a clown turned in to myths of armed clowns turned in to police chasing an actual clown armed with a gun and ax
SCOTT: totally unrelated to the original even except for there being public media reports about the original
SCOTT: and since there never was an “original armed clown”, the actually armed clown isn’t a copycat, since they would be copying something that never happened