Month: April 2012

JEFF: Moamar Gadaffi apparently had a HUGE crush on Condi, to the point of being stalking
JEFF: he sent her lots of expensive gifts of watches, wines, and autographed pictures of himself
JEFF: and he talked about her in terms like, “She is a proud and wild lioness, a true daughter of Africa”
MATT: Oh, Moamar.
MATT: I think that should be a sitcom, by the way. He’d do something silly, and then somebody would go, “Oh, Moamar!”
MATT: And then he’d look at the camera and shrug, and there would be a music cue.
MATT: Something Benny Hill-ish.
BRAIN: “this sitcom is about a wacky north african dictator and his love for a straight-laced fascistic american political aide”
MATT: I think we have a mid-season replacement, at least.

PICTURE OF SPOCK

My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.

OJ: they could’ve done better
OJ: dairy-based frozen could be ice cream, froyo, or sorbet
BRAIN: not specific enough you think?
OJ: yah! it’s spock, it should be specific
BRAIN: totally
BRAIN: we must aim for Maximum Buzzkill!
OJ: also, the focal point is not mentioned to be in the neighborhood of a local domicile
OJ: but not within the domicile
BRAIN: you made me choke on my after-lunch sugar-alternative
OJ: accomplishment of mission objectives has been achieved.
BRAIN: indeed

BRAIN: I know exactly how she feels.

Samantha Brick on the downsides to looking pretty: ‘Why women hate me for being beautiful’

RICHELE: It’s why I hate you, fo sho.
MALLIKA: Brian – I hate you because you’re beautiful.
KIRBY: Is there an emoticon for a squinty-eyed “I’m judging you” look?

The article has the marks of a master troll… many people are pretty annoyed with her article. Was she just trollin’ ?!?

…However she had an actual point which is more legitimate and therefore less outrageous/funny. I think her delivery is just real bad… on the other hand if she wasn’t such a doofus I would never have heard of her article.

It’s like “Wag The Dog” over here. Memes are complicated!