Commitment to Excellence

COWORKER: I think something’s wrong with the espresso machine. See how it squirts kind of funny? So your coffee might end up weird.

ME: Oh, I think my coffee will be great. And do you know why? Because if it’s not, I’m going to make it again, and again, and again, until it is perfect, even if it takes. All. Day. I have a commitment to excellence.

COWORKER: *backs away slowly*