BRAIN: My genius friend Normal is behind these whiskey soaps
SOWINGS: K-rad. I just converted to a brush, and I’ll give this a try when my current soap runs out.
MVOSS: Now you can smell like Lindsey Lohan!
MVOSS: J/K that actually sounds like a genius idea
BRAIN: Good one Matt! The follow up could be the Ke$ha flavored toothpaste (Jack Daniels)
NORMAL: Uh, YEAH.
BRAIN: I was pitching Ke$ha flavored toothpaste
BRAIN: it tastes like –
BRAIN: No, Jack Daniels
SHAC: did you see that thing on MTV where Ke$ha and her brother –
BRAIN: make out?
SHAC: He’s along on her tour and he’s filming behind the scenes –
BRAIN: and then they make out?
SHAC: Wasn’t Ke$ha the one with the meat dress?
BRAIN: That was Lady Gaga my friend.
SHAC: I get them mixed up
BRAIN: My Little Ponies humanized for movie
BRAIN: A New Direction for a Hasbro Stalwart
HAKU: oh this story behind this is great
HAKU: they focus group`d out the bronies
HAKU: but kept in the little girl intrest
HAKU: this is their attempt to get the manboys to lose intrest in the brand
BRAIN: why would they do that
HAKU: (its working)
BRAIN: I don’t understand how less money is a good thing
HAKU: because Hasbro is really nervious about the “brony” contingent harming the IP
HAKU: little girls make them more money than the bronies give htem. and they worry that the bronies may harm the brand in relation to the actual cash cow
HAKU: this is just what i hear from my friends who work there
HAKU: they like the money but the intrest makes them nervious â€¦ i suppose is the best way to look at it
BRAIN: makes you wonder what the disaster scenario is
BRAIN: I bet it’s funny!
HAKU: something likeâ€¦ maybe a super awkward brony does something at a convention, gets all over the news
HAKU: parents get wind of it, blame hasbro and the brandâ€¦never buy again
BRAIN: gay brony porn
HAKU: been done already
HAKU: its hard to float around furry sites without seeing it, kidna annoys the rest of the furries
HAKU: since its like 80% of the pictures that get uploaded
BRAIN: sheesh I’m so old
ERIN: making buddhah hand caramel tonight
BRAIN: sounds interesting!
BRAIN: althoughâ€¦ yuzu might be better
BRAIN: did you do that one already?
BRAIN: here’s a weird idea: Nijiya sells a yuzu vinegar
ERIN: yuzu is harder to get fresh
BRAIN: right you are
ERIN: I have a 3 lb. buddah hand in my kitchen
BRAIN: how much zest does that get?
BRAIN: do you have a tree on your balcony or something
ERIN: no… they had only gigantic ones at Whole Foods
BRAIN: mmm hooters
BRAIN: buddha hand is more like tentacle porn or udders I suppose
BRAIN: “cthulhu caramel”
ERIN: I don’t think the old ones really would taste fresh and floral
BRAIN: “Ia! Ia! With real Unspeakable Tasteâ„¢!”