ke$ha flavored soap

BRAIN: My genius friend Normal is behind these whiskey soaps

SOWINGS: K-rad. I just converted to a brush, and I’ll give this a try when my current soap runs out.
MVOSS: Now you can smell like Lindsey Lohan!
MVOSS: J/K that actually sounds like a genius idea
BRAIN: Good one Matt! The follow up could be the Ke$ha flavored toothpaste (Jack Daniels)

BRAIN: I was pitching Ke$ha flavored toothpaste
SHAC: yuck
BRAIN: it tastes like –
SHAC: trash?

BRAIN: No, Jack Daniels
SHAC: did you see that thing on MTV where Ke$ha and her brother –
BRAIN: make out?
SHAC: He’s along on her tour and he’s filming behind the scenes –
BRAIN: and then they make out?

SHAC: Wasn’t Ke$ha the one with the meat dress?
BRAIN: That was Lady Gaga my friend.
SHAC: I get them mixed up
BRAIN: huh.

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