Cage Match

Tom Green vs Jerry Seinfeld. Who would win?

  • We know from his show that Tom can take a beating, which gives him the advantage
  • Plus, Tom is hard to kick in the nut(s), because he only has one testicle
  • On the other hand, isn’t Jerry taller and heavier?
  • Plus, Jerry has an ego so big it’s like fighting 2 people

Makes you think. Actually the only thing it makes me think is “when these 2 fight, everybody wins.”