Month: August 2003

Web link of note: It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
(At http://home.comcast.net/~etrata/flash/banana2.swf)

MOTORCYCLE APE: jesus fucking christ
MOTORCYCLE APE: they just told us we need to come in 7 days a week now
AUBIE: isn’t that illegal?
MOTORCYCLE APE: yes
AUBIE: are they paying you to keep your mouth shut?
MOTORCYCLE APE: no
AUBIE: and you haven’t quit yet because…?
SHAC: oooh ooh i know the answer to that one
MOTORCYCLE APE: I’m a fucking moron?
BRIAN: At least you have a cool bag

AARON: man if that guy is paraplegic and gets 3 naked women to sit on
his lap
AARON: more power to him
AARON: oh wait
AARON: they are all nasty
AARON: i forgot that “naked women” does not map directly to “attractive”
ASPOLITO: oh come on, like you’ve had 3 nasty women in your lap ata time
AARON: why would i want that
ASPOLITO: nasty woman fetish?

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Web link of note: Star Wars in ASCII
(At http://www.asciimation.co.nz/)

Web link of note: International Phonetic Alphabet
(At http://www2.arts.gla.ac.uk/IPA/fullchart.html)