You know how milk is color-coded by what type of milk it is? It’s not consistent across companies, so it’s not like an industry standard or anything, but for example the Whole Milk will have a red label, the Reduced Fat (2%) will be blue, the Low Fat (1%) will be green, the Non Fat will be pink… and but for the color differences, they all have the same general design. Sometimes you get exotic types of milk like Butter Milk or Heavy Cream, or Eggnog.
I dreamed last night that I was looking at a half-gallon carton of milk, mostly white with a pastel green label. Where the phrase “Reduced Fat Milk” would usually be, there was just a single word:
PARROT.
So now my question is, is it Parrot-Flavored Milk? Maybe made with actual Parrot? Or milk for consumption by parrots? I can just see a parrot dairy with rows and rows of parrots being milked.
Or maybe there is no milk in there at all, just a parrot. I totally should have bought one just to find out.