Do not ignore me please,
I found your email somewhere and now decided to write you.
Let me know if you do not mind. If you want I can send you some pictures of me. I am a nice pretty girl. Don’t reply to this email.
Email me direclty at
I imagine what looks like a girl with only her face remaining of her head, and a ton of cables and optical fiber coming out the back… the cables end in a server in the corner.
She sits, slumped in a chair, smiling attractively at the ceiling.