The Green Fairy and Kenny G

W: It’s good stuff.
W: I have friends who were getting into “Absente” and that’s just wrong
W: I brought up Google and proved how easy it is to get by locating a source and ordering a bottle
W: got to me in 4 days
BRIAN: Absente? nasty alcohol without the wormwood?
BRIAN: What the hell is the point
W: it’s like Kenny G…
W: “jazz” for people who don’t like/are afraid of jazz
BRIAN: on my planet we call those people “losers”
SAM: It’s like O’Douls…
SAM: or maybe worse
SAM: Caffeine-free Diet Mountain Dew.
SAM: It’s about as pointless as a castrated gigolo.