Marry An American

When the provisional Ohio votes are counted and if George W. Bush is re-elected, single, sexy, American liberals – already a threatened species – will be desperate to escape.

These lonely, afraid (did we mention really hot?) progressives will need a safe haven.

You can help. Open your heart, and your home. Marry an American. Legions of Canadians have already pledged to sacrifice their singlehood to save our southern neighbours from four more years of cowboy conservatism.

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