WILL: oh good lord
WILL: new jargon which really kind of makes me want to vomit:
WILL: “hi-pri”
WILL: FFFFFUUUUUU
T: what does that mean?
MARK: I can only assume that’s short for “hippy princess”
J2: hippo privates
WILL: high priority
WILL: as in, “hey this issue is really hi-pri when can you fix it?”
J2: did you vom on said person
SCOTT: i don’t even know what to say to this
SCOTT: Sometimes I feel like i’m stuck in the movie They Live