Todd Akin vs the Doge of San Francisco

A SurveyUSA poll released Tuesday showed 54 percent of Missouri voters, including a majority of men and women, want Akin to drop out of the race. Some 76 percent say they do not share his views on rape and pregnancy.

MIKE: i want to see the female split on that
ARMY_MATT: the more startling number there is the inverse
ARMY_MATT: 24% do share his view (or at least don’t object to his view)
MLEE: Correct
ARMY_MATT: I’m ever worried of the ‘democracy’ becoming mob rule, and that number is scary.
BRAIN: so vote against General Jackson!

BRAIN: I think witches cause all sickness
BRAIN: that’s why I’m running on an anti-witch platform
BRAIN: it’s time we stopped witches and what they are doing to our children

WRITER_MATT: Missouri sucks. I moved as far away as I could, twice!
MLEE: I mean, to be completely fair, his statement is based on “facts” that have actually been around for a few decades and are backed by certain doctors.
WRITER_MATT: That’s being significantly more than fair.
WRITER_MATT: Being fair is calling him stupid instead of evil.
BRAIN: hmm

ARMY_MATT: my vote is that if that guy gets elected, we kick missouri and a swath of the southern states below it out of the union.
ARMY_MATT: give texas, new mexico, and arizona back to mexico, with a nicely worded “our bad” and reflect on our lessons learned.
BRAIN: henry clay will come to haunt you
ARMY_MATT: i’m sure he’ll have to find his way out of hell

JYU: If we give Alaska back to Russia, Palin will turn out to have been factually accurate about seeing Russia, too!
BRAIN: “I can see Russia from my house which is in Russia”

BRAIN: matt is running on the Atzlan ticket
ARMY_MATT: ha ha, no i’m more of the we should divide the CONUS into 5-7 mutual defense nation states.

BRAIN: the League of American Nations!
BRAIN: I’m in favor of anything that lets us be the Californian Free Trade Cantons
BRAIN: San Francisco can have a Doge

WRITER_MATT: I think I played a Civ IV mod like that.