BRAIN: it’s like a cultural bulldozer
BRAIN: I almost feel sorry for China
BRAIN: then I think of Tibet
BRAIN: CHAIRMAN!! CHAOS COMES FOR YOU!!
BRAIN: CAN NO ONE OFFER ME A CHALLENGE
Lin Lixia of the Women’s Law Studies and Legal Services at Peking University called Hooters an example of “hot-girl economics,” a strategy of profiting from female sex appeal. Though quite the norm in the U.S., the concept is relatively new in China, where economic reforms are only three decades old.”
SAMIR: China is pretty good at just subsuming stuff into itself
SAMIR: I’m more worried about India
SAMIR: they lack the… remarkable philosophy that lets them survive everything
BRAIN: yes but:
BRAIN: will china be able to digest raw american plastic?
BRAIN: it destroyed russia!
BRAIN: it turned japan into something… different
Jiang has worked at Hooters since it opened in Beijing in 2008. At the time, she was studying law at a university in the city. She has since dropped out of school to work full time. Being a lawyer reflected her parents’ wishes, not hers, she said.
SAMIR: that is just a wonderful story
SAMIR: GO AMERICA!
SAMIR: making whores out of your women!
SAMIR: WOO
BRAIN: wooo!
BRAIN: America!
BRAIN: fuck yeah!
SAMIR: my only beef is this:
SAMIR: I hate the middle ground
SAMIR: I hate girls gone wild
SAMIR: and hooters
BRAIN: hey we can’t all be japan
SAMIR: I want like…
SAMIR: larry flynt
BRAIN: max hardcore?
SAMIR: and chinese boys getting pegged in the ass by their women
BRAIN: yeah
SAMIR: like, otherwise it’s just misogyny. it’s more fun when the entire value system implodes!
BRAIN: but baby, just let me write “SLUT” on your forehead while I poop in your mouth
BRAIN: it’s ok we’re going steady
SAMIR: yeah!
SAMIR: honey, it doesn’t do it for me if I can’t pretend you’re actually my grandfather and I’m sodomizing you
BRAIN: did I tell you about that thing on the BBS
BRAIN: where someone said
SAMIR: no?
BRAIN: ‘is it weird that my gf always says something about her daddy when we’re doign it? like “Do me daddy?” ‘
BRAIN: and the undergrads go
BRAIN: YES.
SAMIR: ha