Day in the Life of Larry

SHAC: i think i may head here for a while

BRAIN: I hear that place is a MADHOUSE

BRAIN: is it close to you?

SHAC: its like 10min away

SHAC: its the only thing remotely close w/o driving 15min south 101 or 20min north

BRAIN: I bet Oracle has a cafe… aren’t you close to there

SHAC: me driving to oracle would be like you driving to… basically home

SHAC: has oracle installed GATTACA style turnstyles to enter their campus yet?

BRAIN: prolly

BRAIN: they are evil like that

BRAIN: I hear Larry randomly fights some dude in the cafeteria every day, and skullfucks him right there on the table, just to make sure no one forgets who runs bartertown

SHAC: right after 9-11 there were talks of a new national ID system

BRAIN: yeah and CA bought it

BRAIN: suckers!

SHAC: and ellison jumped up and said YES WE CAN DO IT

BRAIN: yes then he would control the citizens of the united states!

BRAIN: then James Bond kills his ass

Make Your Own Slate

A movie slate is actually pretty necessary. You will wish you had one when you start editing or even reviewing your footage.

I bought a real nice one- it’s backlit so you can use it in the dark!

You could probably make your own slate. The bare essentials:

  • writing area for either chalk or dry-erase. I prefer dry-erase; chalk is too messy and I never shoot anything where people are wearing white, so it can potentially get on clothes or set.
  • clapper – with stripes, so you can tell when they are fully closed
  • hinge at the exact center of the two halves of the clapper. This is necessary because, by definition, the clapper must close
  • magnet in the ends of the clapper to make the last moment the clapper closes as brief as possible

but the features that the nicer ones have:

  • larger area- duh
  • inlaid stripes on the clapper. No stickers = higher durability
  • COLOR stripes on the clapper… Nyeh… who cares really. If you’re doing your color balance based on your clapper you are insane.
  • etched lines on the slate itself. Again… no stickers = higher durability
  • BACKLIT writing area for night shoots. VERY nice. That feature adds you around $60. Or adds me that is, since I actually bought it.
  • (super expensive) digital readout with the current time. Ideally it synch’s with your camera gear!

I’m considering making a simple LED readout which would display the current local time, along with the fractions of a second. That way I could tell when something was shot, and not have to get the crazy expensive kind of display that plugs into the camera!

Do I have that in my perl?

I was looking for a perl library on my system- once I found it, I didn’t know if my perl was using it properly or not.

Here’s how to answer that question: Check if it is in the list:

perl -e 'foreach (@INC) { print "$_\n"; }' | xargs --replace find {} -name "*.pm" -print

To print out all the entries in @INC, the perl library include path:

perl -e 'foreach (@INC) { print "$_\n"; }'