After Hours and the Urban Bullshit movie

I just saw Martin Scorcese’s “After Hours.” Shlubby New Yorker “Paul” gets stranded in SoHo and encounters a zany cast of freaky NYC characters while trying to get home however he can. He sees a murder, a suicide, performance art, bad sculpture, a punk club, and a vigilante mob led by an ice cream vendor all while trying to escape back home. While charming, it is ultimately plotless.

As with many of Scorcese’s works, it should be watched on as large a screen as possible with the lights low. If you have to, watch it on a laptop in the dark with the screen 6 inches from your face. The atmosphere is important.

A 27-year-old Linda Fiorentino is super damn hot, super sassy, arty, and mean.

After Hours is sort of the best-of-genre whose name I don’t really know, so let’s call it the Urban Bullshit movie. People in New York are so crazy!! They are so so crazy. Their zaniness is endearing at first but ultimately hostile and eventually life-threatening. One of the hallmarks of this kind of story is many of the “problems” would melt away if the protagonist grew a spine and asserted himself to irrational behavior. Another hallmark: the protagonist is from somewhere “safe” (generally the suburbs) and is trying to get home, and the plot happens almost entirely in one single night. Other examples might include “Adventures in Babysitting” and “Detroit Rock City.” Maybe the second Babe movie.

Scorcese describes Allan Dwan’s movies “Brewster’s Millions” (1945, I’ve only seen the Richard Pryor remake!), “Getting Gertie’s Garter,” and “Up in Mabel’s Room,” all movies with implausible but still non-fantastical frantic happenings. Also by Dwan “The Inside Story,” which sounds like a 1940s version of “Twenty Bucks” (1993). Scorcese mentions that the very fast pace is essential to these kinds of movies.

Back to After Hours for a second: it’s definitely worth watching, but actually the best thing about the DVD release is Martin Scorcese’s commentary. He tells the entire history of the project, and what he’d been doing before that, and how the movie industry was changing at the time (1985). Scorcese is a true film historian, and I learn more about film and film history every time I listen to one of his lectures or commentaries.

In an aside, Scorcese describes lecturing in Beijing, with Shirley Sun, director of “Iron and Silk,” and Peter Wang, an actor in “Chan is Missing” (Wayne Wang), who later directed “A great wall” (also written by Shirley Sun). Peter Patzak (sp?) was in there somewhere. Anyway, he realizes in retrospect that the audience contained the budding “5th Generation” filmmakers in the audience, including Zhiang Yimou, Chen Kaiga, and Tian Zhuangzhuang.

After Hours is lit very sparingly, using mainly available light, sometimes only camera light. They reached a pace of 16-18 setups a day, which is insane (usually a Hollywood movie does like 7). The elaborately descriptive shot list was provided to the crew, so everyone knew what they were doing.

A cool trick: a couple scenes have Paul running as fast as he can, but the production didn’t have a track or a stabilized truck mount. So they had him run in a big circle around the camera (30 feet?), with things in between him and the camera to create depth and the impression he is running under and behind things (a scaffold and traffic easels, etc). The camera simply pans in a circle.

One thing no one in the commentary mentioned: there’s a Kafka reference in After Hours… it’s the “Before the Law” segment from “The Trial.” Except the guard is now a bouncer at a club.

Important Dates

Last night, August 6th

And the early morning, like 4am, of Tuesday, July 21st. Possibly the morning before, July 20th as well.

MYSTERY

UPDATE:
…until a day or two before Thursday, September 17th, 2009. Bummer.

Back to the earth Monday, September 21st. Good voyage, and better luck next time kiddo.

Time Machine “preparing”

I had a major bummer experience – I have Time Machine running off a Time Capsule.

I noticed (eventually!) that my backup hadn’t completed for days. Eventually Time Machine popped up a dialog telling me this as well. But why? I watched it run and saw that it never got out of the “Preparing” stage. I let it run for hours. Trying to be especially patient, I even let it run for 48 hours. It never stopped “Preparing.”

I read online you could read some logs or something using Console.app. Console’s icon bounced a couple times, but never brought up a console. I had to Force Quit it. And still Time Machine was Preparing.

I called Apple support. I have an Apple Care membership. They suggested I load the Time Capsule as a drive, and delete the “sparsebundle” there. This would erase all my backups and history, so I could start fresh. While this may have solved things, I didn’t want to do this: what would be the point of backup with Time Machine then?!

They gave me one more hint before I had to go. They said to use Disk Utility and attempt to Repair Disk on the Time Capsule volume. So I did… the process took a long time, even though it estimated it would take an hour… it ended up taking over 2 hours. I let it run all day.

When I got back some bad permissions had indeed been detected, and repaired. I shut down Disk Utility and attempted another Time Machine backup.

This time it worked! It did Preparing for only a few minutes, and then completed the backup, adequately proving that I hadn’t started over from scratch with no history — if I had, this Preparing would have taken hours.

Michael Jackson Still Dead

Please stop wailing over Michael Jackson now. I haven’t seen this much unjustified shock/surprise since the Twin Towers were blown up by terrorists.

Hey here’s a news flash: most if not all your childhood idols, if they were older than you, will die while you are alive.

They may even die if they were younger than you.

They will for sure die at some point.

And so will you. You’re going to die! And there’s so much to do!

Better get crackin’!

This message sponsored by Mr Fucking Obvious

Poop Monster

BRAIN: Check out the Poop Monster
SARAH: Wah!
SARAH: That’s disgusting
BRAIN: yet fascinating
BRAIN: cryptozoology!
SARAH: don’t want to know what is in the sewers of NYC
BRAIN: alligators?
SARAH: maybe they will eat these things
SARAH: or be consumed by them, who knows
BRAIN: maybe we can stitch together balls of these poopmonster things and make a Sewer Golem
SARAH: that’s sick – just sick
BRAIN: use it to rob banks, steal virgins, the usual
BRAIN: eventually Batman shows up and beats everyone up
BRAIN: what a killjoy
SARAH: I am going to need to recover before lunch

RoboGeisha and other Japanese movies

RoboGeisha sorta looks like Machine Girl (after seeing the trailer I now realize there’s a reason for this; it’s the same director and visual effects team), but also like CASSHERN, which was awesome– that was a virtual set movie (like Sky Captain) but it was about fighting robots in a post-apocalyptic world. It’s based on a 1980s cartoon.

I’ve been watching a lot of retro Japanese and modern Japanese film recently (leaving what, exactly? “Classic” film I guess? Contemporary horror?).

So far I recommend:

  • Sex and Fury – a “pinky violence” samurai movie, like Lady Snowblood. In an extra “oh this is what Tarantino was talking about” reference, it also has the actress from “They Call Me One Eye.”
  • Ecstasy of the Angels – a gritty 1960s piece about a revolutionary cell betraying each other
  • Detective Story – a recent Miike movie. It combines a… Detective Story… (duh)… with his usual wackiness. There’s a super scary half second in it about 20 minutes in which ends up having nothing to do with anything

Martin Scorsese: My Voyage to Italy

This is a great, if very lengthy, documentary/sampler of Italian Neo-Realism. It’s a bit like taking a film study survey course!

Directors and their films:

  • Italian epics:
    • Giovanni Pastrone: Cabiria (1914)
    • Alessandro Blasetti: The Iron Crown (1941), Fabiola (1947)
  • Roberto Rossellini: Rome, Open City (1945), Paisan (1946), Germany Year Zero (1947), The Miracle (1948), Stromboli (1950), The Flowers of St. Francis (1950), Europa ’51 (1952), Journey to Italy (1954)
  • Vittorio De Sica: Shoeshine (1946), Bicycle Thieves (1948), Umberto D (1952), The Gold of Naples (1954)
  • Luchino Visconti: Ossessione (1943), Giorni di Gloria (1945), La Terra trema (1950), Senso (1954)
  • Federico Fellini: I vitelloni (1953), La dolce vita (1960), 8½ (1963)
  • Michelangelo Antonioni: L’avventura (1960), L’eclisse (1962)

In the Antonioni segment, Scorseze mentions a few other directors and films influenced with the Neo-Realist style:

  • Jean-Luc Godadrd: My Life To Live, Breathless
  • John Casavetes : Shadows
  • Luis Bunuel: Viridiana
  • Ingmar Bergman: The Silence, Persona
  • Oshima Nagisa (大島 渚): Cruel Story of Youth
  • Glauber Rocha: Antônio das Mortes
  • Imamura Shōhei ( 今村 昌平 ): The Insect Woman (にっぽん昆虫記 Nippon konchuki)
  • Alain Resnais: Hiroshima Mon Amour, Last Year at Marienbad

dream the moment

BRAIN: the cheap starbucks machine is on woot today
SHAC: the day we get acquired im heading straight to the closest williams sonoma or sur la table
SHAC: and spending $2k on a machine
BRAIN: the day we get acquired I’m going to buy an order of fries
SHAC: im gonna walk in w/ 100s and just say “hook it up”
SHAC: or “lets do this”
SHAC: havent decided
SHAC: this is a critical moment so it must be handled just right
BRAIN: you can practice in the mirror

Kino no Tabi

Or “why Tokyopop cannot be trusted”

Kino no Tabi (“Kino” is a name, tabi = “journey” not socks-with-toes) is “Kino’s Journey” or “travels”… it’s a light novel where this girl and her talking motorcycle visit a new city in each chapter, most of which have succumbed to some bizarre social disaster in the recent past. Like the place where the total democracy voted to kill all dissenters until there were only 2 people left, or the place where everyone took a magic telepathy drug that wiped out civilization.

They made a anime out of it… I was thinking I’d read the books. Tokyopop translated and printed volume 1. It turned out to be slightly controversial, because Kino’s gender is meant to be ambiguous at first, and this was lost by Tokyopop changing the chapter order.

But it turns out “volume 1” that Tokyopop made is really “the one and only volume” because they couldn’t get it together to ever make a volume 2. There are 8 hypothetical volumes. Bastids.

Fortunately there is a fan translation project which will… slowly… translate the other books.