Poop Monster

BRAIN: Check out the Poop Monster
SARAH: Wah!
SARAH: That’s disgusting
BRAIN: yet fascinating
BRAIN: cryptozoology!
SARAH: don’t want to know what is in the sewers of NYC
BRAIN: alligators?
SARAH: maybe they will eat these things
SARAH: or be consumed by them, who knows
BRAIN: maybe we can stitch together balls of these poopmonster things and make a Sewer Golem
SARAH: that’s sick – just sick
BRAIN: use it to rob banks, steal virgins, the usual
BRAIN: eventually Batman shows up and beats everyone up
BRAIN: what a killjoy
SARAH: I am going to need to recover before lunch

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