J1: I’m distressed by something slightly less important
BROLDMAN: does it involve cats
J1: It involves the lyrics to Bust A Move
BROLDMAN: are you wondering why you’re the best man in the wedding of your best friend’s cousin?
BROLDMAN: It makes no sense
J1: Well, brother
J1: why are you invited with only five days notice
J1: I’m so happy you knew exactly what my issue was