ATTN: NIGEL FEATHERBOTTOMINGTON III

WILL: this UK client puts salutations and stuff in the customer communicatinos
WILL: so the greetings are all like “Hello, MR. NIGEL FEATHERBOTTOMINGTON III ESQ OF THE FEATHERBOTTOMINGTON MANOR AND ESTATES AND PIP PIP CHEERIO WITH THE CRUMPETS”
J2: will can you please go be a writer for downton abbey

J2: you’re really wasting your talents here
WILL: i’ve never watched the show but i imagine it is exactly like that

WILL: “oh nigel, this marmite is simply smashing you must tell me which foodsellery you shimmyshammied it from” “righto, penelope. i dipdapped it from old barrister miserington down by the cobblers last fortnight”
MARIE: I mean, that is basically Jeeves & Wooster.

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