SYSOPS DIRECTOR: hey does anyone want to go to CloudSlam ’14?
SYSOPS DIRECTOR: it’s in june.
SYSOPS DIRECTOR: HA HA obviously i’m kidding
SYSOPS DIRECTOR: but that’s an actual conference name.
BRAIN: hopefully it’s in SF
SYSOPS DIRECTOR: it is. folsom st.

BRAIN: thank goodness you delivered the punchline on that one
SYSOPS DIRECTOR: what punchline?
SYSOPS DIRECTOR: it’s called cloudslam you prurient… prurient.
SYSOPS DIRECTOR: and it’s the most engaging conference about clouds ever to slam into a leather palace.

BRAIN: I hate helping doing set up and no one closes the deal
SYSOPS DIRECTOR: lol

Background: Being mature Cloud Professionals, we have all installed Cloud to Butt Plus, which translates every instance of “Cloud” on a web page into “Butt”… every instance of “the cloud” becomes “my butt.”

Therefore something like “Store your photos in the cloud!!” becomes “Store your photos in my butt!!”

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