Don’t Sit Next To The Action Hero

JYU: Two plane hijackers ‘beaten to death by passengers’ in China
MEAN_ROGER: yeah, in a post 9-11 world plane hijacking isn’t really a thing, cause everyone on the plane will fight to the death now.
JYU: yeah, but even faced with death, I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have the courage to be the first guy lunging forth to tackle a knife-armed terrorist
BRAIN: don’t worry jyu. the action hero can just use you as a shield
DAVE: with all the available carry on crates, you can just throw those in front of you
DAVE: if you learn NOTHING ELSE from Jackie Chan, learn that

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