Just Don’t Eat the Curry

BRAIN: this “Choffy” is just roasted cacao ground up and put in a bag
JYU: wouldn’t that just be “chocolate” then? Like historical chocolate?
BRAIN: right! We were joking it’s two spices short of Aztec Chocolate
BRAIN: it needs chili pepper and cinnamon
JYU: Why would you have a savory drink? Or a drink with chili in it?
BRAIN: it expands your blood vessels and helps keep you cool
JYU: I always thought you put spicy things in food to disguise that they had spoiled
BRIAN: no man, in south indian food there’s tons of chili pepper
JYU: yeah, because they are eating spoiled food
BRIAN: I’m not eating at your house

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