Poor poor Taylor Swift

BRAIN: did you follow the new thing, the “kanye is mean to taylor swift” story
SAMIR: yeah, dear god. you’d think he raped her and ate her on stage
SAMIR: now that would have been tv!
BRAIN: like hello, they are celebrities
BRAIN: their lives and feelings are completely worthless
BRAIN: taylor did look real sad
BRAIN: which probably was pretty good for her image
BRAIN: also beyonce invited her on stage when she accepted her award
BRAIN: which was good for both of them
BRAIN: the whole thing was pure theater
SAMIR: think it was artificial?
BRAIN: no way
BRAIN: that would be pure genius though

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