Health Care

I promise when elected to impose free mandatory health care for everyone, including illegal immigrants and house plants.

I also promise to require random abortions and institute “Death Boards” that will control the population, by quota, but also largely by arbitrary whim.

In addition, 20% of the population will be required to reverse their sexual orientation, also chosen at random.

Maybe then you all can have something real to complain about.

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