BRAIN: *reading TOS doc* No SPAM, no SPIM… what the hell is SPIM?
JOSH: I had to look that one up too. The lawyers said it’s spam over IM
BRAIN: that’s lame
JOSH: meh
BRAIN: what’s spam over SMS then, SPSMS? (“spissimiss”)
Maybe a better question is, why is SPAM all in caps?
Is there a backronym or something?