“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them,” the 26-year-old socialite was quoted as saying by the World Entertainment News Network’s Web site.Â
Call me insensitive, but somehow this doesn’t seem to be a real serious problem to center a charity around… Maybe all the real charities told Paris to piss off?
But what’re you gonna do? The elephant says “gimme another Bud, you tiny liddle sunuvabitshh… I’ll stomp yer hairlesssss monkey ass… flat. FLAT!” And you say “uh sir I think you’ve had enough…”
ERICH: There should be an indian beer company that uses this to their marketing advantage
BRAIN: yeah their emblem can be an elephant stepping on Paris’ head
BRAIN: while brandishing an empty beer bottle