DIANE: try some of my super-ghetto margarita
BRIAN: this is tequila with some juice in it
I bought a prickly pear today. Once you take out the seeds and mash the pulp, there is barely anything left, and you get a pasty dry goo that tastes like a pear. Hence the name… Not really worth it.
DIANE: would you like a grape?
BRIAN: they look moldy
DIANE: they are sugar-encrusted
BRIAN: you made Frosted Grapes?
DIANE: They’re GRRRR-APE!