That’s right kids, there will be a draft.
Fortunately, as the Republicans are fond of saying, I got mine, all my family members are too old for the initial draft, and hopefully we have learned enough from the Bush dynasty to successfully dodge the next one.True to their family tradition of personal sacrifice, Jenna and Barbara Bush are the first to sign up for Spring Break Fallujah 2005. “Isn’t that an MTV thing?” asked party girl Jenna, “because I’m totally there.” How cute! It’s armed conflict in the Middle East, spring break style. And the twins will have plenty of company – all guys and girls from the age of 18-34, and medical personnel up to the age of 44! Awesome!
We are all doomed.
Web link of note: Enjoy the Draft!
(At http://www.enjoythedraft.com/)