DAVID: another example of poor judgment by gw bush:
when he owned the texas rangers, he traded sammy sosa
SHAC: he also was the only owner to vote against the wild-card playoff system
ERIC: The sad news is, that if Kerry used this in the debates, it would probably be effective.
BRAIN: so the question is: why doesn’t he?
ERIC:
Kerry: Bush illegally invaded Iraq, is bankrupting the country, making the USA
the most hated country in the world, dismantling social security, subsidizing
big business, exporting jobs, exposing CIA operatives, etc.Electorate: Zzzzzzzzzz
Kerry: He traded Sammy Sosa away!
Electorate: OH MY GOD!
AARON: omg harvey birdman just had a night of gay lovin with boo boo bear