I was using a friend’s copy of Microsoft Word on his G5 running OS X… and there is a little Office Assistant or Avatar or whatever they call it. On the Mac. There is no escape.
At least it wasn’t clippy- it was a little Mac SE with feet. Much like, say, the Banana 4000 character from Bloom County. Maybe Berkeley Breathed got some money off of that. Or maybe he should sue Microsoft. Like everyone else has.