The Orbitouch keyless keyboard! It’s a keyboard alternative where you have your two hands on these orb things… you move the orbs in one of 8 different directions, and the combinations of the two orb positions makes the different keystrokes.
Except… it’s not really a “keyboard” because it doesn’t have any “keys.” And doesn’t it seem like a very weird input device? Maybe I’m having a male moment, but doesn’t this remind you of playing with boobs?
Come to think of it, even the name “keybowl” has a sexual implication- key parties of the late 1970’s, where men put their car keys in a bowl and their wives/dates pulled one out at random, and had sex with whoever owned the associated car. A Key Bowl. A Bowl for Keys. SEX KEYS!!!!
They should make a RealDoll edition of this- they could just replace the orbs with Booby Balls!
Web link of note: KeyBowl
(At http://www.keybowl.com/)