Celine Dion Must Be Destroyed

I was just listening to the original version of I Drove All Night– the one you hear all the time on TV because Celine Dion sings it on a car commecial. Originally that song was performed by Cyndi Lauper– who could kick Celine Dion’s ass.

Even though it makes me feel old to say it, I remember when that song first came out. Cyndi is naked in the video, with a film of a spinning car wheel projected on her body. Her hair is bleached power-white with a skunky black tuft in the front.

Cyndi was cool because she was 1980s pop-punk-rock, and she was tough, but still feminine. Even though she was a lot older than other idols (I think she was over 30 when she was really famous in the mid 1980s), she was spunky and cute and cool.

So back to the song. Cyndi’s version is a lot more stylized and husky than the way Celine does it. Celine turns the phrase “to get to you” into an anemic tripletted “to get, to you-” instead of Cyndi’s punky stoccatto of “to! get! to you!”

And much more than simple style is lost in the new version. While Celine just caterwauls the lyrics and sounds like she is singing a car commercial, Cyndi’s version is more earthy and tells a story- she’s overcome with longing in the middle of the night, and drives a great distance to be with her lover.

Cyndi is asking her lover to not be creeped out by this intimidating display of affection, and asks sort of defiantly “is that all right?” Celine just sounds spacey when she says it.

2 thoughts on “Celine Dion Must Be Destroyed

  1. Are you really sorry? Actually you might be- whether he did it better than Cyndi or not, Cyndi had the first release… as described here by the songwriters themselves. You might indeed argue that it was “composed for [Roy Orbison],” and technically, he recorded it first… but didn’t master it or release it. That honor went to Cyndi.

    From this crazy-ass Cyndi Lauper site:

    Cyndi said the song was written for Roy Orbison (who later recorded it), but he turned it down at that point. She wanted to do it because she liked the idea “of a woman driving, of a woman in control.” She said she liked the unique concept.

    Gotcha!

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