I should get to bed or Santa will know I’m awake and I won’t get any presents.
I have a theory that Santa can only visit every house in a single night as a waveform- and due to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle if he is observed in a definite location at a definite time, his waveform collapses and he is “realised,” which slows down his itinerary and messes everything up. So that’s why if you stay awake on Xmas you get no presents.2 thoughts on “Merry Xmas”
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Happy Ramakwanukkahmas!
I thought you wouldn’t get any presents if you spelled the holiday “Xmas”…