Cleaning the Bathroom

BRIAN: Sweetie, I have some good news, and some bad news.
DIANE: Just from cleaning the bathroom?!
BRIAN: The good news is I vacuumed up a lot of your hair off the floor…
DIANE: Uh oh. You didn’t spill bleach all over the house again did you?
BRIAN: The bad news is there was so much of it I knit another fiance.
DIANE: …?
BRIAN: And we’re in love and running away together.
DIANE: THAT’S NOT FUNNY!!
BRIAN: Ha ha
DIANE: You’d leave me for a HAIRBALL?!?
BRIAN: It’s a JOKE sweetie… besides it’s YOUR hair.
DIANE: You’d leave me for a hairball you JUST MET?!?!