Stalin Coffee

Ok, it’s actually called Boss Coffee from Suntory. Doesn’t he look like Stalin? Maybe the unholy love-child of Stalin and Bob Dobbs.

Be sure to play the games on the site- there is a typing game and a crazy English game. It sort of reminds me of Wario Ware.

Turns out we were not the only ones to think BOSS looks like Stalin- there is a review on 8 bit joystick which compares him to Stalin as well!

Now we refer to the various flavors by what Stalin is doing in the picture on the can- “Stalin Driving”, “Stalin on the Phone”, “Stalin with Dog”.

Of course I made everyone watch the Ayumi Hamasaki BOSS commercial, where she sings “LOVE” with half the lyrics replaced with “BOSS.”

A friend in Tokyo (a white guy) asked his coworkers about BOSS- they said BOSS reminds them of MacArthur, who is not a negative figure.

Go figure!

Pictured: Stalin Reading Paper, Stalin on Vacation, Stalin Driving

Web link of note: Stalin Coffee
(At http://www.s-boss.com)

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