Went to Fantasia today with Shac and OJ to get my boba fix… I like Fantasia because they have the best pearls, with Tea Era running a close second. I get to the counter, and I whip out my “frequent boba” card- oh wait, that’s not it, it’s this one… no wrong again, it’s this one… I realise I have 5 different pearl tea cards, each for a different place.
Shut up! YOU have the problem!
There was an asian girl there with her dad, and she had a cool rave shirt on- I asked her where she got it and she looked at me blankly. Like totally blankly; looking into her eyes there were no lights on at all. Totally dull. Her father says in broken english, she doesn’t speak english. So I ask HIM where her shirt came from. No, he says, he doesn’t speak english either. So I ask, what language does he speak? Japanese? Yes, he says, Japanese. Okay, I say, in Japanese, her shirt where from bought was? He looks kind of goggle-eyed. Uh? Her shirt, I say. Where her shirt? he says. Yes…? Oh, uh… Japan he says. Then they both run away. Help! This guy cracked the code and was trying to force us to be social!!!
Those people were North Korean spies!
Maybe there was spinach in your teeth or they were scared of your boba tea addiction.
How _do_ you drink those things anyway? I had one once, and it felt treacherous — having to suck to get a pearl tea ball up the straw, but not too forcefully, to avoid the inevitable pearl tea ball in throat choking you.
If they try to ban boba like they banned Deadly Mouthful I am going to incite riots.
SHAC: are north koreans big on pearl tea?
BRIAN: maybe they were kicked out of korea
BRIAN: for their love of tasty imperialist boba
SHAC: then they arent spies
SHAC: unless they must redeem themselves
This was another ploy to further exploit black music. I deploy your act of shameless ignorance by describing the poor defenseless girl’s shirt as a “cool rave shirt”, when it was in fact a shirt featuring the much respected and honored Jackson 5. I see you main objective was to further destroy the ability for the black citizen to have an independent identity.