Sucks To Be You #3

BRIAN: I’ve invented a product for companies like yours
BRIAN: the “cube potty”
BRIAN: it removes the last remaining excuse for your developers
BRIAN: to leave their computers
MOTORCYCLE APE: smoking
BRIAN: uh oh
MOTORCYCLE APE: it is amazing how much of our company smokes
BRIAN: I think you’ve just spawned an add-on to CubePotty(tm)

TEST MARKETING THE CUBEPOTTY:

SHACOLBY: that shud be changed to p1 blocker
BRIAN: heh heh
SHACOLBY: i will fix it for you
BRIAN: “ok everyone STOP whatever it is you think you’re doing and fix this immediately”
SHACOLBY: that is.. change the posting so it looks like you submit as p1 blocker”
BRIAN: I can just change it your know
SHACOLBY: “You.. heading for the bathroom.. no, not untill this bug is fixed”
BRIAN: use your cube potty!
SHACOLBY: all you guys need bed pans

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