Won’t You Please Free The Software?

I just heard RMS singing. Richard Stallman, the guy who runs the Free Software Foundation. I thought it was a joke, why would he write a song called “Free the Software”? It was just insane. Plus the name of the file was “why cooperation with RMS is impossible.” Got to be a joke.

But then I remembered hearing it in person once… and then I realised I had SUPPRESSED the memory. The horror of it had scarred my brain.

So I’m asking all of you, whether you have experienced this trauma, or aided a friend who has, or maybe just heard about it, to dig a little deeper and give to my
“For The Love Of All Things Holy Make RMS Stop Fucking Singing The Free The Software Song Goddamn It Fund” (or “the FTLOATHMRMSSFSTFTSSGI Fund” for short ).
Operators are standing by.

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