DENNIS: What? Two bucks for a cup of Joe?
BRIAN: Two dollars gets you a small latte, imported coffee beans finely ground and then leached with boiling water at four atmospheres of pressure. A “cup of joe” will cost you one dollar. Unless you want Kopi Luwak,
which has been through a small mammal’s butt!
DENNIS: Water. The most plentiful element on the planet…
BRIAN: Actually Dennis, water is neither an element nor is it the most plentiful substance on the planet- that would be Silicon Oxide. Hey aren’t you rich? Why are you complaining about phone prices? You probably haven’t paid your phone bill yourself in over a decade!