ALICE, SHOW RUNNER: This script is a mess, plus it doesn’t make any sense.
BOB, LEAD WRITER: It makes perfect sense!
ALICE: We pitched it as a buddy cop show –
BOB: it IS!
ALICE: – except one cop is a vampire and the other is a dog –
BOB: No no no, come on –
ALICE: Oh thank god, because I thought –
BOB: they are BOTH dogs. One is a vampire dog, and the other is an inflatable dog.
ALICE: I’m so angry right now I’m firing myself.