Make Me One With Everything

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor and says “make me one with everything.”

The actual Dalai Lama didn’t get it, but was pretty cool about it.

One commenter mentions:

the REST of the joke is,,,, after handing the clerk a $20 bill against his $12.00 tab, the Dalai Lama says, change pleae. the clerk replies,”” change must come from within””

I like the hot dog version better – also, my more koan-like variant is:

A zen monk asks a hot dog vendor,
“Make me one with everything”
And the vendor says
And the monk is enlightened

I guess I should find a way to make that into a haiku or something.