Blasphemy!

THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE: …aaaaand here comes Zoe, star of Sesame Street! Zoe who paved the way for female muppets everywhere!

PAVED THE WAY!?! How can you forget Betty Lou, or Prarie Dawn?! Prarie Dawn, before she left Sesame Street to start a family…

PRARIE DAWN: look at him Bert! Look into his eyes! He’s your SON Bert!!