Thieves cut off man’s ‘holy leg’
Police in southern India are hunting for two men who attacked a Hindu holy man, cut off his right leg and then made off with it.
BRAIN: hey, you don’t eat a leg like that all at once!
SAMIR: so the messed up thing
SAMIR: is I’ve met this guy
BRAIN: you missed your chance
BRAIN: shoulda cut off the leg while the getting was good
SAMIR: and if I remember right
SAMIR: he got a ton of donations
SAMIR: and money
SAMIR: just for… being holy
BRAIN: now there’s a racket
SAMIR: so they made a leg of gold
SAMIR: like a solid gold leg
SAMIR: molded off of his
SAMIR: and donated it to the temple
SAMIR: you’d think THAT was the thing to steal
BRAIN: don’t be silly
BRAIN: can’t eat a gold leg