Warrior of the New Oblivion

BRAIN: ok, “2 girls 1 cup” — admittedly really bad.
BRAIN: but see, not as bad as ep-sample
BRAIN: wall has made me a warrior of the New Oblivion
BRAIN: I am invincible
BRAIN: so I guess what I’m saying here is:
BRAIN: ep-sample worked
BRAIN: I _am_ stronger
BRAIN: thanks pld!

RAND: Just like your argument about public schools
RAND: and finding dead bodies in the garden?

BRAIN: It’s not an argument

Homeless Love Story

BRIAN: It’s totally lame that “homeless love story”
BRIAN: wasn’t an actual musical
BRIAN: and instead was some kind of half documentary thing

KARUNA: what, you wanted it to be two homeless people
KARUNA: singing to each other
KARUNA: about how they were in love with each other?

BRIAN: Well… yes
BRIAN: Because THAT IS WHAT A MUSICAL IS.

KARUNA: But… wouldn’t that be making fun of homeless people?

BRIAN: This is why you are all destined to be slaves to Doom.