DANH: i still feel kind of bad about crashing a mormon wedding
in reno last year
JRLEEK: How do you crash a mormon wedding?
DANH: you crash a mormon wedding when you drive around a weird isolated
suburb of reno on a saturday and see a giant shining angel statue on top of a concrete
tomb in the middle of nowhere, and you stop in their parking
lot to use their bathroom and wonder why there are a hundred
people in suits and ties in the bathroom, and the bathroom
is way nicer than any bathroom you’ve ever seen, and then when
you come out of the temple you notice the driver of the car
has urinated on their dumpster out back but it’s on a hill
above the temple so a flood of urine is streaming down the hill
into the temple, so you yell a lot at the driver and take off
really quickly before anyone notices
JRLEEK: I don’t know if that counts as crashing a wedding.