The great Zafu adventure pt 1

Along with the rest of the readers of Make, I’ve discovered Ponoko. It’s a service where you upload your designs for things that are cuttable with 2D CNC machines, in wood or plastic. Then they list your product for sale.

The tricky part is where they have federated all the automated mills they can find… that way, the consumer is basically shipping only from the nearest factory, and thus saves on shipping. I like this because it is also more earth-friendly (which is also connected to why it is cheaper).

All they need now is to make it more like Cafepress, where they handle the billing and the shipping… With Cafepress, you set the price above their costs and just collect the difference for a profit. Related is Zazzle, which decouples the design from the product.

With Ponoko, right now you still collect the money and arrange shipping yourself, but they ship it directly to the customer for self-assembly designs.

My first design requires zafu, which in turn will require buckwheat hulls. Thus far my cheapest source for buckwheat hulls is $3 per pound, and is… far away. Because buckwheat is seemingly all grown far from me.

Reversal of Dark Shadows

We were watching Reversal of Fortune, the 1990 movie with Glenn Close and Jeremy Irons…

Here’s what a lunatic Diane is: at about 1 minute and 54 seconds, she notices a large house in the opening helicopter shot looks very familiar– shot along the Newport, RI coast, she notices one of the gargantuan houses is “Collinwood” from Dark Shadows. Have I mentioned she’s seen all 1200+ episodes multiple times?

This gets better… there is actually a deeper connection between Dark Shadows and Reversal of Fortune. Reversal of Fortune is about Klaus von Bulow (played by Jeremy Irons), who was accused in the 1980s of murdering his wife Sunny von Bulow (played by Glenn Close). Jeremy Irons won an Oscar for his performance…

The real Klaus von Bulow was having an affair with a young actress, played in the movie by Julie Hagerty, who most people know as the stewardess from the Airplane! movies. But… in real life the young actress was Alexandra Isles… formerly Alexandra Moltke. Who played Victoria Winters on Dark Shadows.

VICTORIA: My name is Victoria Winters. A grim pall decends on Collinwood, and this morning I’ve convinced my boyfriend to inject his wife with insulin.

So, based on the helicopter shot, we used Google maps to pinpoint the exact location of Collinwood.

There are actually other crazy connections in this movie, which I’ve only half followed… Fisher Stevens has a small part in this movie, along with his mentor, Uta Hagen. Hagen was at one point married to Jose Ferrer, who in turn was married later to Rosemary Clooney… which connects them all to George Clooney.

So, just in case you are playing a particularly wicked version of the Kevin Bacon game, and you need to connect George Clooney to Dark Shadows, there you go.

Crappy vinyl covers for your laptop

I was looking at this ad for ApplePeelz, which is a kind of nasty plastic film which you use to pollute the pristine beauty of the nice clean matte finish of the MacBookPro…

The ad says:

In geek terms, it’s like a force field for your warp core.
(Don’t you hate that you understood that?)

Arrogant little marketing proles: don’t try to fake geek. “Did I understand that?!” Here’s what I understand: you are not one of us, and you are patronizing me.

Is the field that surrounds the Warp Core called a “force field?” Have you ever heard a Trekkie call it that? No? That is because it is not called that… it is called the Containment Field.

Good work, you guys just made yourselves look like the poser kid who tries to fake cool, or like your parents using street slang they heard on Matlock or Diagnosis Murder or something.

And how could this have been avoided? Maybe by asking like say one Trek fan. You stupid elitist assholes. Nice plastic wrap for your laptop, loser!

YouTube Bubble Garbage

I love the new YouTube “bubble” interface.

In full-screen mode, your completed video is a little floating bubble… hover over it and many more related bubbles appear, each representing a video. Hover over another one and that one spawns more bubbles…

The problem is there is no way to choose whether to expand a bubble or not. As a result it quickly fills your entire screen with absolute garbage. Which is sort of the YouTube philosophy, if you think about it…

Sort of frustrating if you were looking for something worth watching, of course.

Veganomicon

One of my coworkers just received the Veganomicon in the mail.

Apparently it was written by a Mad Arab just after he vowed not to exploit animals. After writing of his new, forbidden knowledge that was destined to DRIVE HIM INSANE he WANDERED INTO THE DESERT!!! Never to be seen again.

Or maybe it was the idea of never being able to eat cheese again that drove him mad. There should be a special edition bound in the skin of celeries or something.

See? Cthulhu reference? Two different subcultures? Yeah.

Harry Potter again

I’m re-reading Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone… in the UK edition, of course (Philosopher vs Sorcerer). It’s somehow more authentic that way.

“Philosopher’s Stone” is a alchemal concept with a thousand years of history behind it… “Sorcerer’s Stone” is just a rock that belongs to a wizard.

But back to buying things, what is really insane is now you can get a “box set” with all the hardback books in a special chest. I don’t have that one, though.

Something weird: I completely don’t remember this very long prelude in the beginning where the wizards are running around Britain having a party because of Voldemort’s death. Did I just forget it? Maybe because it wasn’t in the movie? Or worse, was it added for this new edition? I lost my original copy and bought this one recently, so it could have happened!

What I am remembering is why I thought this was kind of crappy ten years ago… near the very beginning Harry visits the zoo, and sees a large snake. The snake is sleeping… but then awakes, opens its eyes, and winks at Harry.

Snakes have no eyelids. Fact.

Also, would Harry really be so ready to accept the magical world when he’s lived in a grey oppression his entire life? Seems unlikely, but I understand why it’s there.

Something that rubs me the wrong way with Harry Potter is the same thing I hated about The Matrix… the metaphor is painfully obvious, and yet rigorously boring people and social conservatives love both those stories.

Example: Hey dude who voted for Bush in 2000, and didn’t listen to the rest of us who said he intended to invade the Middle East, what pill did you take in The Matrix? Did you take the scary pill that shows you the truth, or did you take the pill that lets you pretend none of it is happening? Is it true what they say, that “reality has a liberal bias?” And yet this person will love The Matrix.

For Harry Potter, it’s a little more subtle- these people are Muggles. They aren’t even real characters in the story! They have been deprecated as thinking entities. So ask yourself, are you more like the wizards? Or more like the Muggles? And how much of that is intentional?

Oblique Strategies

  I was just looking at Oblique Strategies.  It’s a deck of cards that you consult a bit like an oracle or the i ching when you are stuck on a problem, the general implication being you are a creative working on something.  It was originally authored by Brian Eno and Peter Schmidt.

There’s an online version here.  Part of what is interesting is the personal contract with yourself necessary to use it; you have to convince yourself you are going to follow whatever advice the card gives you.

Something that is also fascinating– this deck of cards has been around since the 1970s, and the original editions, which were all signed, sell on ebay for crazy amounts of money. I wonder if the buyers are actually using the cards…

COSCO Busan Oil Spill

The COSCO Busan Incident stresses me out. I don’t want our beautiful bay to be a toxic, sterile wasteland. Plus I like eating crab.

There was a training session last week where you’d go in and learn how to clean up oil without giving yourself cancer, and clean-up efforts over the weekend.

I intend to go to the next one; the oil will be out there a while and will slooooowly make its way to shore.

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King Khan and Victoria Victrola

Very arty day today. I went out to do some shopping, and saw Victoria Victrola “performing” on Telegraph. She’s a living statue, so her performance consists of standing very very still… If you see her, tip her for photos please; this is how she makes a living! She tends to be in the Berkeley BART station, or in front of it, or occaisionally on Telegraph, as I saw her today.

Later ShaC and I went to see King Khan & BBQ, who were pretty great. They were playing at the Ghost Town Gallery Warehouse, which is such a craphole it is awesome; it’s this cement shell filled with random debris. But the funniest thing was the crowd, who were all terrible hipsters. Example: one girl was wearing a qipao and a beret. Some of these dudes insisted on smoking during the show, which always makes me psychotic.

While everyone around us wore trendy crap and tattoos, we showed up drinking Starbucks, wearing $300 acoustically-neutral earplugs, and texting our friends on our phones. See, we were ironically bourgeois. Later we drove home in our SUV with GPS display playing our iPods integrated into the dashboard. Nyeah hah.

Yo-yo, yo

A couple months ago my wife’s godson (and that makes us…?) was over and showed me his new yo-yo. Seeking the approval of the 8 year old I dug out my yo-yo, a Duncan Butterfly from the 1980s, and showed him Rock the Baby.

But I also had a Yomega Brain in there- a yo-yo that has a clutch transaxle, which makes the yo-yo automatically spin at the bottom of a throw, and also automatically come back. Which is cool if all you want to do is throw and sleep, but not great for doing much else. I got it when it came out in the late 80’s or early 90’s, when even Sharper Image was selling this “high tech” yo-yo for like $30.

That night, inspired, I looked online for yo-yo materials… The basic Duncan Imperial or the Duncan Butterfly are still plastic and cost around $3; the Yomega brain is now closer to $12. But in the last fifteen years or so I wasn’t playing with yo-yos the technology completely changed.

Actually in 1993 my roommate in college had a “laser balanced” yo-yo which cost him over $80. It was wood, and in retrospect was a transaxle; he was terrible at it. I think he was one of those people who’d buy the best of the best of the best and then never practice (he was from Orinda). I thought the whole thing was retarded.

So I took a weekend and learned all there was to learn about the yo-yo without actually touching one. I learned that the transaxle, a ball-bearing or other device at the center of the yo-yo, had taken off in the last fifteen years. New shapes of yo-yo bodies had made string tricks easier, and special pads were now in yo-yo centers to bring the yo-yo back out of a spin. A whole nomenclature had arisen to describe yo-yo types and string categories.

Armed with this knowledge I went to Games of Berkeley and grabbed two yo-yo’s, the Duncan Bumblebee and the Duncan ThrowMonkey. I have always wanted Duncan yo-yos, since my childhood, because they are the “originals;” I saw them on TV and thought they were cool. When I actually got one, my red Butterfly (almost indistinguishable from the original model released in the 1960s!), I realized this yo-yo thing was hard. I was able to do Around the World, Walk the Dog, and Rock the Baby but that was about it.

I feel that, as with so many things, this is my chance to use my increased focus and attention span to swing around and do something right this time. To this end, I completely re-wrote the Yo-yo article in Wikipedia to be its present vast size.

I really like the BumbleBee; it has a ball-bearing on the inside and a cork response system. It turns out that Duncan recently acquired the manufacturer and so my timing was good on this one. I learned a bunch of the basic tricks and started watching trick videos online.

At this point I started wondering about the technique of the tricks, and found an awesome resource: The Yonomicon, by Mark McBride. It enumerates literally every possible yo-yo and string position, and has a map interrelating all of them for freestyle usage. Around this time I got a new yo-yo, the SuperYo Renegade, which had been the big thing a few years ago when it was on Jay Leno.

Sometimes you for sure need a better yo-yo. It’s not cheating; the yo-yo is designed for certain tricks. Without the transaxle, for example, most modern string tricks would simply not be possible.

However, I didn’t want to turn into my roommate from college. So I swore to not buy a new yo-yo until I had outgrown the current one; that is, only buy a new yo-yo when it became impossible to master new a new level of trick without it. So I’m still using the “‘gade” as my main yo-yo.

Diane and I were in London in August for a wedding, and visited a toy store, Hamley’s. That place was big; it’s an entire department store for just toys. Call me a toy snob but I prefer Hakuhinkan Toy Park… Even farther away!

Anyway, while we were at Hamley’s we saw this guy demonstrating a yo-yo. This was Julius from YoYoFactory, and he was showing off the SpeedDial to little kids, which is sort of overkill– this yo-yo has a tunable response system and costs $50. When he had a spare moment (no kids around) I chatted him up.

Julius was cool; he is from Arizona and was “on tour” promoting the yo-yo. He had a FlyMaster, which is an enormous big floppy yo-yo, with a string that was waaaaaay too long, like 20 feet. “What is this for?” I ask. Julius looks at me conspiratorially, and makes sure no one is in the aisle. He then throws this thing along the length of the entire store, and brings it back; it was like a Bond villain or something. Then, since no one was around, he showed me some of his personal stash, including the “eight8eight,” which is a responseless yo-yo. I would love one of these.

Months later, at some point I went to the 2007 California State Yo-yo Championship at the Exploratorium. My objective was to learn some tricks in person, and boy did I!

One of the fun episodes was at the snack bar where all the Yo-yo athetes were waiting for their turn to compete, including some guys from YoYoFactory. They were so awesome, they had this travelling case for all their yo-yos, lined with foam and with a transparent front so you could see the yo-yos stored in the lid. I met Augie Fash (MySpace page here), who I later find out is sort of a celebrity.

BRAIN: Do you know Julius?
AUGIE: Oh yeah, Julius from Arizona? How do you know Julius?
BRAIN: Oh, we met in London…

Ho ho. Augie was very cool; even though he was about to perform he showed me a few tricks and how I was screwing up on something I was having trouble with.

After the YoYoFactory guys I hung out with some of the old-school yo-yo guys, who were going pretty unnoticed. These guys were all like ten or even twenty years older than the current competitors, and the stuff they kenw was insane. Mark McBride was there, and I got him to autograph my copy of The Yonomicon, which he thought was pretty suspicious but he did it anyway. I asked some of these guys about tricks that were no longer popular, weird ones that are like Lariat/UFO and saw some crazy kung-fu things.

Last but not least on that trip was Captain Yo. Youngsters don’t seem to know who he is, but he and Tom Kuhn are the inventors of the transaxle. Captain Yo told me about how they came up with certain designs and the engineering issues they had to face when creating the first transaxles and response systems. He has got to be in his 70s and was selling his way too complicated set of books on the physics of yo-yos. I don’t think he sold many copies, but let’s put it this way– if you wanted to design, from the ground up, your own ultimate yo-yo, and you have a background in physics, engineering, and materials science, you need these books. Without a basic grounding in physics, the books are basically just a list of formulas and arcane diagrams.

When he found out I am an engineer he went on this hour-long lecture and made me remember stuff about mechanics I hadn’t used in over ten years. I bought Captain Yo’s books; I have an idea for an indestructible yo-yo which will spin for several years and can be used as a weapon like that guy’s thumbnail in Johnny Mnemonic. All I need is the special gloves I’ll need for the string so it doesn’t cut off my fingers.

  • If you are still “starting out” like me, check out Begin2Spin. They have trick videos of a bunch of the standard tricks. The only bad part: some of the closeups are not very helpful; I had to watch someone do Split the Atom a number of times in person to figure it out.
  • Recommended by Augie, MasterMagic
  • Also recommended, Sector Y (go down to “Tricks”)