Ideal Work Environment

OPTION #1: Papasan with remote keyboard and trackball. With immense monitor reasonably close by of course. Sort of similar to using a Web TV.
OPTION #2: the coffee house approach- little round one-preson tables, squishy chairs, laptops with wireless. Indirect (dimmer) lighting, wacky art on the wall, maybe carpeting or even a rack of ‘zines on the wall. No cubes, big open space. Maybe for bonus points next to the big windows. I totally wish my office would do this. Maybe that’s more suited to a startup…

Office furniture can go WAY too far. I’m not just talking about the Herman-Miller Aeron.

KIRBY: do you know how fat you could get with one of these?
BRIAN: totally
KIRBY: I don’t like how the tower sits next to your crotch
BRIAN: I was just thinking how it looks like a sexual torture device
KIRBY: Nazi death rape machine
BRIAN: a $4000 Nazi death rape machine

Yet Another Technocratic Divide

Installing some more plugins on our Movable Type server here… I want to put links to amazon for the books I’ve been reading, the music I’ve been listening to, movies I’ve rented, etc… I was just about to write my own perl client to interface with Amazon’s “web services” which would let me link to their stuff and not host any images etc on my server. This would be fairly complex but fairly quick (maybe a single evening to write, another evening to debug).

Then it turns out someone has already written such a thing- MTAmazon. Except guess what- it doesn’t support per-entry tags. That is, using it, you would only really get to have them in your “template”, or the non-dynamic part of the site. It’s just like having a static “home page” of the past decade- want to change your list of “Top 5 British Invasion Covers By Female Punk Bands” ? You have to go into the template and edit your list. As opposed to just posting a new entry in a special category, as seen in the “Daily Links” on the right.

So I was thinking, what the hell- why not just put that in? Then I realised it might be a limitation in MT itself… looking through their message boards, this has indeed been requested a few times. But their answer- “well you can work around this by adding [yet another] library module, MTMacro.”

Geez. Basically it’s going to be like 2 people able to do this, because either no one will care or no one will be capable of installing all this gear. Those who don’t CARE enough, ok whatever with them. But content providers won’t be able to use it, because it requires major hacking… which means they get no Amazon sales.

Is it simple Puritain Work Ethic? More work = more reward? Or is it the “I got mine” philosophy? “I got it to work, so I don’t see what you’re problem is.” No effort is expended to make something easier, because hey, it works for me!

Anyway to make this story even longer the guy who does MTMacro has some kind of loopy pop-up interface for his Amazon links, which, yes, require ANOTHER library to be installed. Whatever!

NoYOU Heva teh Porblem

What does it look like when you touch-type drunk?

SOBER: I found that reality show on tape- the one danh used to talk about where the naked guy is kept prisoner until he gets a million yen in mail prizes
BLASTED: dont’ give me shit you leeeeeetle bitch
BLASTED: hjszg ox zsdxo,d
BLASTED: ghzg ix zsdo0xm,d
BLASTED: ghzg ix zsdomxd
BLASTED: ghzg
BLASTED: hat
SOBER: damn G you’re fully unhinged
BLASTED: that is zsedomxed
BLASTED: that is aweomse!
SOBER: git on up! hat!~
BLASTED: i will type until it comes out right!
SOBER: ooooh you were touch-typing
BLASTED: yesh
BLASTED: fuck some nbitches
BLASTED: fuck em!
SOBER: funny
BLASTED: span that ass!
BLASTED: spank
SOBER: fuck em in the ear!~
BLASTED: back that sas up!

Amazon in blog

Amazon web services:

  • There are 2 options, one where you just host images yourself, and the webservices version,
    where the entire content comes from amazon.com
  • Problem: the iframe served is BIG and the URL is thus far difficult to parse

Give it up, you know you just want it in Blog: What I want is a special category “Amazon” for postings, with the “Excerpt” field containing an ASIN and the main body / maybe the extended body containing a review article.

Those fucking bitches. Turns out this functionality was in here the entire time… it’s just wholly undocumented! The only way I found out about it was by looking through the perl code when I was planning on writing the new functionality myself!!! Okay here’s the deal:

  1. Suppose your search string (e.g. your Asin string for a particular book) will always be in one field in your MTEntry
  2. Make a listing of your entries using MTEntries, just like normal
  3. Now use MTAmazon within the entry. Except instead of filling out something in the “search” field,
    use the attribute “related” instead
  4. “related” can be:
    • category
    • title
    • extended
    • excerpt
  5. The MTAmazon tag will use that field in the list of entries for the search string, one per Amazon invocation
  6. So, in the case of a simple listing which only uses a search string from the blog entry,
    with everything else being generated by MTAmazon, there will be NO MTEntry tags in your template code for this list!

I Think I Have PMS

BRIAN: I’m sore all over and really fuckin tired
BRIAN: I want to go back to bed
SHAC: bah thats me every morning
BRIAN: you have the flu every morning?
SHAC: i guess
SHAC: im sore all over and tired
BRIAN: do you feel like peeing out of your ass?
SHAC: have you been taking estrogen?
BRIAN: you think it’s PMS?
SHAC: yeh
BRIAN: you may have something there
SHAC: if you start yelling at me for no reason… definitely pms
SHAC: let me know when everything is my fault
BRIAN: FUCK YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
LIL DY: that aint right
LIL DY: tell him it is always his fault just cause
LIL DY: and he has now made you cry cause he is so insentive
LIL DY: then it will be PMS

Shac gets political

SHAC: vote for the candidate w/ a blog
BRIAN: yeesh
SHAC: raised in oakland?
BRIAN: who, that guy?
SHAC: girl
SHAC: i bet she went to Moreau
BRIAN: I don’t see no pictures
SHAC: http://www.georgyforgov.com
BRIAN: ahh there we are
BRIAN: pretty cute
BRIAN: her “open letter” is pretty good
SHAC: wow she actually went to public school…
SHAC: tho its the best public school in oakland
BRIAN: OakTown! gotta represent!
BRIAN: get her on TV
SHAC: from the schools she went to..
SHAC: she lived in the more upper-middle class area of oakland
BRIAN: Disney Channel
SHAC: if not the upper class
BRIAN: she IS very idealistic
BRIAN: and very clean